Airplane Quotes

"Jive Lady Just hang loose blood. She gonna handa your rebound on the med side."
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"Steve McCroskey Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue"
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"Steve McCroskey Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines"
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"Ted Striker It was a rough place - the seediest dive on the wharf. Populated with every reject and cutthroat from Bombay to Calcutta. It's worse than Detroit."
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"Elaine Dickinson There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane"
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"Little Girl No thanks, I take it black, like my men."
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"Captain Oveur Joey, do you like movies about gladiators"
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"Rumack Yes I am serious... and don't call me Shirley."
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